WHO WILL SURVIVE A NIGHT OF
MESOZOIC MAYHEM?

Deep in the mountains, there is a House that time
has abandoned to rot.
Its carcass remains as nothing more than
a bad memory of a horrid nightmare.

Inside its labyrinthine halls stalk primeval terrors the Earth
has not seen in 66 million years.
Their talons sharp, their teeth sharper.
Their appetites hungry.

This Hell is their Home.

And their Guests have arrived...

A mismatched group of college graduates has stumbled upon this horrible place in hopes of a having a fun, celebratory weekend. That is, if they can get over their personal issues as well as survive a night against bloodthirsty Cretaceous Creeps.

Azi Midas (he/they) is a spoiled rich brat who has recently landed themself in a host of issues thanks to their terrible decisions. He slept with his best friend's, Stella Alvarez's (she/her) boyfriend, Cameron Akagi (he/him) so that he could break up with his ex, Ellis Wheeler (she/they.) Azi will have to face all this drama while having dinosaurs biting at his heels.

Bernard Armester (he/him) and Chad Buffton (he/him) used to be best friends growing up, but college life had torn them apart as one sought to become the life of the party and the other sought more solitude in familiarity. In the middle of this is Frankie Bucek (he/him), a loose cannon who's toxicity becomes dangerous when pushed to his limits.

Can they survive a night of primeval terror?

Diverse Characters

Meet a group of various personalities all dealing with reality tv-esque dramas as they must find ways to survive despite their issues with each other.

Cool Artwork

Cover Art by Trevor Henderson, Logo by Sarah J Coleman and interior artwork by the author himself, Dave Bruno. No AI used during any part of the creation of this book, just pure creativity from a Dinosaur loving Game Animator.

Prehistoric Peril

Experience the horror of 8 different dinosaurs, each with unique terrifying quirks they use to stalk their hapless victims. Most of the dinosaurs presented are not typically featured in major Dinosaur media, so expect some surprises!

Reader Reviews:

"Dave Bruno’s Oh Fck! Dinosaurs! is a wild, blood-soaked thrill ride that blends creature horror with messy human drama—and it’s exactly as chaotic as its title promises."

"I was very impressed with his diverse cast of characters, each has clear direction and feel very fleshed out. For a good majority of the book I was so enthralled with the characters that he could have even left the dinosaurs out and I would have still been entertained!"

"Oh Fck! Dinosaurs! is a viciously entertaining romp that balances carnage and catharsis in equal measure. It’s loud, gory, and surprisingly heartfelt—perfect for horror fans who like their creature features with bite."

About the Author

Hey there! My name is Dave Bruno. I'm a Game Animator and Artist who loves Creature Features, especially Dinosaurs. You may have seen my name float around the internet occasionally as I've animated the Death Scenes for a few of Puppet Combo's games (Murder House, Night at the Gates of Hell, Bloodwash to name a few.) and I also won the Tournament of Flash Animators on Newgrounds in 2011. I wrote this book based on a Homebrew Fear Itself scenario I ran for my friends. It was such a fun time that I figured it would work as a novel, so I wrote it as my very first foray into writing. It was a fun experience and I have more ideas to convert into written form so I hope you enjoy!